Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!

That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!Why did you bring us here? 

Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Look, last night was a mistake. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Why would a robot need to drink? You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

1. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!
2. You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
3. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Can I use the gun?

I just told you! You've killed me! Shut up and get to the point! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

• Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
• Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.
• Why not indeed!

Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.