Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!

Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

Can I use the gun?  Take me to your leader!  Really?!  I was having the most wonderful dream.  Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!  I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike.  As though!

Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

Who am I making this out to? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

1. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
2. Why not indeed!
3. Yeah, lots of people did.

THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!

Leela's gonna kill me. Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

• I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared…
• If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
• What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.

No. We're on the top. We're also Santa Claus! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. And I'm his friend Jesus.

I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Oh, I don't have time for this.  I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

It must be wonderful. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!

She also liked to shut up! File not found. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared…

In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Is that a cooking show? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.